Roller Shoes

I would like to take a moment this morning and discuss something that I believe is of the utmost importance to the futurerollerusa_rollershoe.jpg of this country. Sure, that whole war on terror thing is important, but I’m not talking about that. Instead I’m talking about the Roller Shoe.

Have you seen these things? It is literally a shoe with wheels on the bottom, made only for kids. Yeah, you heard that right. While I’m expending all my energy like a chump moving from place to place having to lift my feet as I walk, kids can simply flip a switch and glide to where ever they are going.

In my mind, these shoes are a great thing. Who wouldn’t want to have roller skates at the disposal, available at one’s whim? So, why aren’t they available to adults? It’s so obvious. Kids are ruling the world, but we haven’t noticed it yet. I can come up with no other conclusion. So next time you are at the McDonalds getting a happy meal, or at the Chucky Cheese playing some video games, or reading your child a goodnight story, be extra nice because they are in fact in charge of things now. Plus, they have wheels on their shoes! They could totally outrun your sorry old butt (This is just a generalization. Not all of you have sorry old butts).