My Entry for Weirdly Contest

I just thought I’d post my entry for Bernita’s contest here. This is what immediately came to my mind when I saw the picture. My mind works in strange ways. I hope you enjoy. Click here to see the picture that was my inspiration for this (and the contest).

Looks Are Deceiving

“Just look at her over there,” scoffed Wildelma under her breath. “She’s so full of herself.”

“Who is?” said Braidhedge.

“You know darn well who I’m talking about,” said Wildelma. “Over there with her limbs all puffed up. I bet they’re not even real.”

“Most definitely,” said Braidhedge, unsure she had heard of false limbs, but not wanting to start a disagreement.

That was one thing she had learned early on in her life as a tree: don’t anger your neighbors because it’s not as if you can just get up and move to a different spot. “You think they’re implants?”

“I don’t know what they are, but have you seen all those men fiddling around over there lately?” said Wildelma.

“I doubt they’re there for the acorns, if you know what I mean.”

“Scandalous,” said Braidhedge. She had neither noticed any humans nearby nor did she have the faintest idea what Wildelma was talking about.

“I just don’t know why no one ages gracefully anymore,” said Wildelma. “It’s just shameful.”

“I blame it on Hollywood,” said Braidhedge, proud she had added to the discussion.

“If I wasn’t so nice I’d give her a piece of my mind,” said Wildelma. “She’s making the rest of us proper ladies look bad.”

“It doesn’t take much to make you look bad,” said Hollytrunk from across the forest. “Your mouth does that for you. And by the way, they’re real and they’re spectacular.”

Wildelma and Braidhedge were silent the rest of the day.

Writing Contest

I write this as I eat a cupcake done up in the likeness of a reindeer. I feel bad for the reindeer, but it is delicious. Don’t look at me that way. You wouldn’t be able to not eat the jelly bean eyes or gumdrop nose, either.


I just wanted to let you all know Bernita is hosting a writing contest over at her blog. This one is similar to the Clarity of Night contest in that she presented a picture and entries are to be no more than 250 words in length. The deadline is midnight December 14th.

I have nearly completed my entry and will post it here when I’m done. I saw the picture and immediately had an idea and wrote while it was still fresh in my head. I have to admit writing 250 words is a nice change of page from the 50,000 words in November.

Let me know if you enter the contest so we can all read each other’s work.