Penguins Down 3 Games to 1

Well, the hockey situation has gone from troubled to dire. The Penguins lost Saturday night 2-1, and are now down three games to one in the best of seven series. If they lose again, their season is over. Very few teams have ever come from so far behind to win the Stanley Cup. Time to bring in the big guns.

Here are the Big Guns:

That’s right. I’m calling on all you Care Bears out there to point your little bellies in the direction of the Pittsburgh Penguins and give them a dose of the most powerful weapon known to man: The Care Bear Stare. The Pens could use a good boost of love and good cheer right about now. Remember when I defended you in the Care Bears vs Smurfs debate? Well, I need you to return the favor for me. Deal?

For those of you not familiar with the Care Bear Stare, here’s some video evidence of its awesome power:

If that isn’t inspirational enough, here’s the pre-game speech from the hockey movie Miracle. I get goose-bumps every time (the coach portrayed here, Herb Brooks, coached the Penguins one season in the 90’s).