How am I doing? OK, I guess. Sure I have a cold, my wife has a cold, and my daughter is a snot factory. Everything is fine.
Sure I’m losing my sh*t over the latest presidential polls, losing sleep and generally feeling nervous. Everything will be fine, right? My latest plan is to buy a case of beer the night of the election, either for celebration or to numb the pain. Either way, I’m not going to work the next day.
Anyhow, thanks everyone for the comments on my last post. I’ll get to them soon. In the meantime, did you know a new Mitch Hedberg comedy CD went on sale the other day? Well, you can order it from Comedy Central. You can also listen to a preview of it here: http://goto.thesyn.com/mitch-hedberg/.
Here’s some of my favorite Mitch jokes:
- I had this parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say “I’m hungry.” So it died.
- You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
- I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.