In this life you are either Pro-Snuggie or Anti-Snuggie. There is no in-between. Just because you bought it in a totally ironic way, doesn’t mean you didn’t pay money for a horrific freak of nature lovechild between a bathrobe
and a blanket. With pockets.
Hmm, can you guess which camp I belong to? Also, as I’ve said many times, you kids stay off my lawn.
