Thought of the Day

In this life you are either Pro-Snuggie or Anti-Snuggie.  There is no in-between.  Just because you bought it in a totally ironic way, doesn’t mean you didn’t pay money for a horrific freak of nature lovechild between a bathrobe and a blanket.  With pockets.

Hmm, can you guess which camp I belong to?  Also, as I’ve said many times, you kids stay off my lawn.