Hey everybody. My daddy told me when I turned seven months he was going to put me to work. Well, it turns our he wasn’t kidding. So today, I’ll be filling in for Daddy. I hope you enjoy my post.
First, I guess I should tell you a little about myself. My name is Tristan Michael, but you can call me Tristan, or T-Mike, or Mr. T. It doesn’t really matter to me. Daddy calls me all those names. Very confusing.
Some of my likes:
- Things that spin around, such as ceiling fans
- Peeing on Daddy during my baths (man he hates that)
- Screaming with my big sister
- Crawling towards things I’m not supposed to, such as electrical outlets
Some of my dislikes:
- Sitting still while being changed
- Car rides longer than 20 minutes
- Car seats
Anyhow, life is pretty good. I’ve decided to talk recently. I would’ve before, but I didn’t really have anything to say, you know? I mostly just say “Mamma” even though Daddy swears I’ve said “Dadda” once or twice. I like to do that when they aren’t paying attention to me, just to throw them off.
I’m also big into crawling right now. The house isn’t very big, but there are a lot of interesting nooks and crannies for me to explore. They always give me these soft toys to play with, but I much prefer drawers and sharp cornered object. I like to live on the edge, know what I’m sayin’?
I’ll tell you what, though. You really should meet this Mommy lady. She’s awesome. She feeds me, takes me and my sister to all kinds of cool places, and pretty much doesn’t rest until we’re all asleep. She’s very pretty too. I hope I look like her when I grow up and not that Daddy guy. He’s funny, but other than that…
Well, thanks for reading my first post. Maybe I’ll write again sometime. I hope you guys leave me some great comments. I love comments. Oh, before I go my Daddy wanted me to tell you all thanks for reading his blog.